At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [reddit]
And the cutesf
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
#the bruce banner of the sea
that calling women of color exotic is
- fucking racist
- and not a fucking compliment
michael cera is the best person alive and no one can tell me otherwise
"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."
Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.
Which beat scissors.
Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper.
I am so in love with this movie
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
#[chanting] prequel prequel preQUEL PREQUEL PREQUEL
"One day I’ll have to explain about my nightmares. Why they came. Why they won’t ever really go away."
Édith Piaf (La Môme, 2007)
Americans want beauties, not me. I’m not the Parisian bombshell they expected. Can you see me as a chorus girl? Where’s my feather up the ass? They think I’m sad, they’re dumb. I don’t connect to them.
I am Maddie, and I wanna touch the butt.