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The Great Awk


There’s this common perception that having a famous last name is all you need. A surname may get you a meeting, but if there’s no talent you won’t get the part.”

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me :D 





threadsinthistapestry:

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

The last one killed me


crapchips:

bombshellbutt:

josheeta:

saddest moment in history

i cRIED SO HARD AT THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 DON’T TOY WITH MY EMoTIONS

dude, this sucks, you suck, see you at school, loser.

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

potter-who-starkid:

Guys, Jason Earles from hannah montana 
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is three years OLDER than Jason Segel

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what

So my childhood just exploded





epic-humor:

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paintyou-vvings:

ashdisneyc88:

This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.

this is so cute oh my god

contramelon:

hiimjamie:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments

lesbians do this





bopx:

glsases:

chuckle-w0rthy:

i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.

this is my favourite picture on the internet

I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade. 


sassbenderr:

trendy-blog:

the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain

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deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 





I am Maddie, and I wanna touch the butt.





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